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Et ektepar avbrøt ferien sin for å oppsøke tannlegen.
Kona sier, – Jeg må få trukket en tann, og jeg har ikke tid til noen bedøvelse. Bare dra ut tanna så kjapt du
klarer, så peller vi oss videre.
Tannlegen var virkelig imponert, – Du er sannelig en tapper kvinne. Hvilken tann er det du skal ha fjernet?
Hun snudde seg mot gubben, – Vis ham tanna di, kjære!
Tannlegen: Jeg må trekke tannen som verker, men ta det helt med ro. Det er gjort på 5 minutter.
Pasienten: Hvor mye koster det?
Tannlegen: 1500 kroner
Pasienten: 1500 kroner for 5 minutter arbeid?
Tannlegen: Jeg kan trekke den mye saktere hvis du ønsker…
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