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Kan du fortelle meg hvorfor du drikker så mye?

Stakkars mann, sa psykiateren. Kan du fortelle meg hvorfor du drikker så mye?
– Jeg skal forsøke å forklare det hele, sa pasienten.
– Jeg ble forelsket i en enke som hadde en voksen datter. Jeg giftet meg med enka, og en stund senere giftet min far seg med min stedatter. Derfor ble min kone og jeg svigerforeldre til min far.

Etter en stund fikk min stemor, altså min kones datter, en sønn. Og den gutten ble naturligvis min bror, ettersom han er min far’s sønn. Men, han er også sønn til min kones datter, og derfor ble min kone guttens bestemor og jeg ble bestefar til min bror. Så fikk min kone og jeg en gutt, og han ble min fars svoger. Min sønns stesøster er jo da også hans farmor – ettersom min far en hans farfar. Min far er altså mitt barns svoger, ettersom hans søster er fars kone. Jeg er altså bror til min egen sønn. Sønnen min er min farmors nevø og jeg er farfar til meg selv. Jeg er bror til min far og samtidig både sønn og far til ham. Min kone er min stemor, mor, svigerinne og stedatter. Jeg er far og sønn til meg selv!

– Takk, sa psykiateren. Det er ikke rart at du drikker. Du bør fortsette med det!”

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