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sykefraværDet er kommet nye fraværregler for 2013. De nye reglene er klare og tydelige:

Sykdom: Ingen fraværgrunn. Legeerklæring aksepteres ikke lenger! Kan de komme til legen, kan de også komme Dem på jobb.

Fravær på grunn av operasjon: Bevilges ikke. Hver ansatt som tenker å operere seg skal avstå fra dette. Vi har bruk for alt en ansatt har av kjøtt og blod. Tjenestegjøring skal skje i samme stand som da ansettelsen begynte. Om noe fjernes, senkes også de ansattes verdi. Unntak kan gjøres forutsatt at lønnen senkes i tilsvarende grad.

Dødsfall (eget): Eget dødsfall aksepteres som fravær. Arbeidsgiveren må imidlertid informeres to uker på forhånd, slik at etterfølgeren kan læres opp.

Tannlegebesøk: Vi ansetter kun personer med gebiss. De kan da sende tennene til reparasjon med posten, i stedet for stadig å renne til tannlegen.

Graviditet: Absolutt forbudt. På arbeidet skal man sitte med beina i kors. Arbeidsgiveren skal se til at prevensjonsmiddel finnes tilgjengelig.

Gynekologbesøk: Må unngås!!! De kan sette dem på kopimaskinene, ta et bilde og sende dette til gynekologen.

Se også den nye personalpolitikken her ved avdelingen


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