Posts Tagged ‘Kineser’

En mann var på sykehusbesøk og stoppet ved en kineser. Plutselig ble kineseren knall rød i ansiktet og sa:
– Wong sing do ta!
Sekunder etterpå så døde han. Mannen gikk sjokkert til en Kinesisk restaurant og spurte:
– Hva betyr “Wong sing do ta?”
– Det var da merkelig, sa kineseren, jeg syntes så tydelig at du sier:
“Flytt deg, du står på surstoffslangen min!”


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