20 grunner til å gifte seg med en lege

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20 grunner til å gifte seg med en lege

20 grunner til å gifte seg med en lege

February 27th, 2014 |

Author: admin

Om å gifte seg med en lege

Du får gleden av å savne dem fordi de alltid er på jobb
De har alltid en merkelig historie å fortelle
Gratis undersøkelse av lege
Du slipper pinlige legebesøk
De er smarte
De kjenner anatomien din godt og vet hvordan den fungerer
De kan å feste i helgene
La oss leke doktor!
De er opplærte til å lytte
De vet hvordan du føler deg, eller i det minste så later de som!
Stetoskop
De tilbyr deg et papirlommetørkle når du føler for å gråte (det er en refleks).
De kan være oppe hele natten hvis du vil at de skal gjøre det
De kan veilede deg på treningssenteret
Penger! (Selv om de jobber mye for å tjene dem)
Gratis medisin-prøver
Det er vanskelig å sjokkere dem. De har hørt det meste.
De vet hva du ønsker å høre og sier det.
De prøver alltid å kle seg pent
De er opplært i å formidle dårlige nyheter på en fin måte.

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