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En gynekolog legger merke til at pasienten hans er nervøs. Mens han tar på latex-hanskene spør han om hun vet hvordan man lager latex-hansker. Pasienten svarer nei. Gynekologen sier: «På gummiplantasjen stikker arbeidere med varierende hånd-størrelser henda i et latex-bad og lar dem tørke.» Hun drar ikke på smilebåndet. Senere ler hun plutselig, og gynekologen spør hva som er så morsomt. Hun svarer: «Jeg forestile meg plutselig hvordan de lager kondomer.»


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