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Kvinnelig hjernePå sykehuset var pårørende til et alvorlig sykt familiemedlem samlet i oppholdsrommet. Legen kom inn, og så trett og dyster ut: “Jeg er redd for at jeg har dårlige nyheter” sa han og så på de engstelige ansiktene. “Det eneste håp som er tilbake for pasienten på dette tidspunkt, er en hjernetransplantasjon. Dette er en vanskelig og risikabel prosess, og dere må selv betale for hjernen.”
De pårørende satt stille og tenkte over saken. Etter en lang tid var det en som spurte, “OK, hvor mye koster en hjerne?”
Legen svarte hurtig, “30.000 kr. for en mannehjerne, og 1.200 kr. for en kvinnehjerne.”
Stemningen ble litt pinlig. Mennene i rommet prøvde å ikke smile, unngikk øyekontakt med kvinnene, men satt med et tilfreds uttrykk i ansiktet.
En mann var ute av stand til å styre sin nysgjerrighet, og spurte om det alle ønsket å spørre om, “Hvorfor koster en manns hjerne så mye mer..?”
Legen smilte av den enkle mannen og sa: “30.000 kr. er en standardpris. Vi er nødt til å sette ned prisen for kvinnehjerner, da de har vært i bruk.”


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