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En mann var på besøk i Stockholm og ville gjerne ha med en presang hjem til sin kone. Han vandret rundt i gatene og fikk se et vakkert sveitserur som stod utstilt i et vindu. Det ville nok hans kone bli glad for.
Han gikk inn i butikken og sa til mannen i den hvite frakken som stod der at han gjerne ville kjøpe det vakre sveitseruret i vinduet.
De må ha misforstått, sa mannen. – Jeg er ikke urmaker, jeg er gynekolog.
– Gynekolog, sa den tilreisende skuffet, – men hvorfor i all verden har De da utstilt et sveitserur i vinduet?
– Hva mener De jeg skal ha i vinduet, da? Spurte gynekologen.


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